A zombie's death

Finally, it came the time for my own Resident's evil.
I said this love was death... I lied.
Every time he wrote me, my heart skipped a beat and kept holding on to this death-living love.
Today, at last, he shot my zombie feeling.
I don't know who she is, I don't understand why he sent me that pic, but for sure it was the silver bullet that was required to kill this strong, pathetic, freaking love...
Now, he shot me straight to my soul. He finally killed me. Thanks, J, for murdering the zombie inside me!
Die, my love!
Die, you stupid, freaking monster feeling!
Let my heart be free of the murdering chains that tied me to this sinking ship...
I will find my way out of this wreck. You go and sink to the bottom of the sea!

Is there a pirate for me?

I gotta admit it. I just love the way Orlando Bloom looks in Pirates of the Caribbean. I am a huge fan of Jerry Bruckheimer productions and I really admire Johny Depp, he is a great actor.
But, the truth is I just melt in my seat whenever Jack Sparrow or William Turner are on the screen. I just wish I was as lucky as Keira Knightley... and that beautiful and skinny too, by the way.
God... why are there so lucky women in this world? Whenever I think that there is no way one only person can have it all, I have to face people as beautiful and nice as she.
OK, OK... I can face the fact I am not as perfect as she is. But, is there a chance I can have a man like Orlando Bloom? Please, God! :)